Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai. Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow H…

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorro…

Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this babys voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him wha…

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q…

Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, Last Year The Name-Plate Outside ur House Read Santa Singh B.A. This Year It Read San…

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya.. Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge. Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar…

Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just…

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pa…

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera …

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the s…

Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai.   Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa Ap…

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa muj…