What does kiss means by Wife

Funny Valentine jokes on Wife

At a dinner party, the guest of honour was about to deliver his speech
when his wife, sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of
paper with the word   “ KISS "   scribbled on it.

A guest seated next to the speaker said,  “ So your wife has sent you
a kiss for good luck.    She must love you very much.”

The speaker replied,   “ You don’t know my wife.    The letters stand for
‘ Keep  It  Short ,  Stupid ’.

Confused father or extra marital affairs ?

A Lady on telephone:

Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..

Man: do u know me..

Lady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids.

Man stunned,

Oh my God!

Are u Tanya????

No

Are U Katrina ???

No

Are u Nisha?

No

Neha?

No

Monika?

No

Anushka?

No

Mitali?

No

Vaishali?

No

Lady in confusion…

No sir i’m the class teacher of your son!!