Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai?

Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai?
Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai.

Santa- kaise?
Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai

SAnTa k ghar
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shadi
k 20 saal baad bacha hua
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,Wo udaas ho gaya,.
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2nd sardar:
Yaar udaas kiu ho ?.
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1st Sardar:20 saal baad bacha hua
wo bhi
"CHOTA SA..

Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue...
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..!

Sir: Define Energy ?

Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.

Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.

Santa: ".....and this is called Energy"