Funny Jokes on Husband
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To Be 26 Again.. Funny Jokes on Husband Wife
" To Be 26 Again! "��

A man in his late 40s was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off he asked her what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be 26 again', she replied, still looking in the mirror ..

On her birthday morning, he rose early, made her a nice big cup of coffee & then took her to Adventure World theme park on a bike.

What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of
Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything....

5 hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling & her stomach felt upside

He then took her to the most exotic restaurant where they ate and danced like never before.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn,
a soda, & her favorite chocolate. What a fabulous

Finally she wobbled home with her husband & collapsed into d sofa exhausted.

He looked at his wife with a big smile & lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being 26 again?"

Her eyes slowly opened & her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my waist size, u idiot !" ��

Moral : No matter how attentively u listen to a woman, u are still gonna get it wrong ��

Husband dial wrong Number..
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium..

He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.. 

They said, "It's fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,

last one was a duck!"..  


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