Boys vs Girls Hindi Jokes

Me : Why do you guys break up ? ☹ 

Friend : Mujhe kutta kutta kehti thi aur Apne kutte ko babu ����
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How we give nick names*
For Girls: Her name is Shivaani. We call her shivi...
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For Boys: His name is chaman..... We call him chutiya.....