Bichare Ladke !!!

boy: mom aaj khane me kya bnaya hai...

mom: baigan ki sabji...

boy: kya mom har bar baigan ki sabji...

mom: ye sab najkhre apni bivi ke samne karna....tab to muh se ik shabad nhi niklega jo vo banaygi chup chap khaloge...!!

boy:kkk lao  baigan hi khata hu...

  after marriage..........

boy: aaj khane me kya banna hai darling..

wife: baigan ki sabzi..!!

boy: kya??  baigan ki sabzi...

wife: ye nakhre na apni maa k samne kiya karo tab to kuch ni bolte   ...

boy:  acha lao baigan ki sabzi

bechare ladke...��