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Thursday, 30 April 2015

Koi Khubsoorat Chehra Aankho Ke Saamne

Baba Saxidas Ko Majak Bhi Bada Pasand Hai. Ekk Din Baba Ke Ek Kaminey Bhakt Ne Baba Saxidas Se Poocha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Aisi Kaun Si Jagah Hai, Jaha Aadmi Or Aurat Dono Ke Baal Ghungrale Hote Hai?”
Baba Saxidas: “Dirty Mind Bachha, Vo Jagha Hai West Indies“


Pati-Patni Maje Se Zordaar Sex Kar Rahe The, Sex Karte-Karte Patni Ne Puchha.
Patni: “Aaaaaah Janu, Aaj Itni Der Kyu Laga Rahe Ho?”
Pati: “Kya Karu? Koi Khubsoorat Chehra Aankho Ke Saamne Hi Nahi Aa Raha“



Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha
Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?”
Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se”
Teacher: “Wo Kaisi”
Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“

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