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Thursday, 30 April 2015

Fir Mene Pyar Se Diya To Choot Gaya jokes

Woh Mangti Thi Mein Deta Na Tha,
Jawaab Uske Kisi Bhi Sawaal Ka.
Ek Din Uss Ne Manga To Khara Ho Gya,
Rongata Rongata Meray Jazbat Ka
Ek Din Wo Boli Peeche Se Nahi Age Se Karo,
Tum Deedar Mere Husn-E-Shabaab Ka
Bada Dard Hota Hai Jab Ander Jaata Hai,
Kaano Mein Ik Ik Lafz Mere Yaar Ka.
Fir Mene Pyar Se Diya To Choot Gaya
Haath Se Mere Laal Phool Gulaab Ka
Uss Ne Kaha Ke Kar Lo Mager Kisi Ko Na Batana
Bus Chupa Rahe Yeh Afsaana Hamare Pyar Ka



Ek Ladki Ka Dil Chay Peene Ko Kiya
Par Jaise Hi Usne Fridge Khola To Usmein Doodh Hi Nahi Thha
Tabhi Use Idea Aya, Vo Apne Kamre Mein Gayi
Apne Kapde Utaare, Naye Kapde Pahne Aur Market Se Doodh Leke Aayi Aur Fir Chay Banake Pee.
Arey Aap Logo Ne Kyu Apna Pakad Liya Tha, Joke To Pura Veg Tha





Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Thha.
Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant Thhi, Usko Dekh Ke Ek Din Pappu Bola
Pappu: “Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti?”
Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Ye Baat Mujhe Kaisi Pata Hogi?”
Pappu: “Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai, Aapko Ladka Hone Wala Hai”
Teacher Hairani Se: “Arey, Tujhe Ye Baat Kaisi Pata?”
Pappu: “Mam Vo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke Beth Ti Ho To Ander Se Uski Mooche Dikhti Hai“

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