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Thursday, 30 April 2015

Bhabhi Ji, Dimag Pe Zor Laga Ke non-veg jokes

Garmiyon Mein Ek Din Banta Apne Dost Santa Ke Ghar Kisi Kaam Se Jata Hai.
Garmi Ki Vajah Se Buri Tarah Se Paseene Se Nahaya Hota Hai, Aur Santa Se Bola
Banta: “Yaar, Ye Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?”
Santa: “Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Pata Hi Nahi Chalta“



Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Unse Puchha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Love Marrigae Ka Kya Fayda Hai?”
Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bhakt Ko Ankh Marte Hue Bole
Baba Ji: “Bacha Simple, Suhag Raat Wale Din Sharmane Mein Time Waste Nahi Hota“


Aurat Chappal Wali Dukaan Pe.
Aurat: “Bhaiya, Ek Chappal Dikhao?”
Dukandar: “Number Kya Hai?”
Aurat: “36 Number”
Dukandar: “Bhabhi Ji, Dimag Pe Zor Laga Ke Socho, Kya Lene Aayi Ho“


Banta: “Nahi Yaar Aisa To Koi Bhi Station Nahi Hai Jahaan Koi Train Na Ruke”
Santa: “Acha Toh Tu Haar Gaya Na”
Banta: “Haan Yaar Phir Bhi Tu Bata”
Santa: “Abe Gadhe Radio Staion Hai Na Jahaan Koi Train Nahi Rukti“

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