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Thursday, 30 April 2015

20 Call Girls Ke Saath Sex Kar Chuka Hun

Miya Biwi Ne Suhagrat Manayi Aur Thak Ke Beth Gaye.
Husband Ne Biwi Pe Rob Marne Ke Liye Bola.
Husband: “Main Shadi Se Pahle 20 Call Girls Ke Saath Sex Kar Chuka Hun”
Biwi Sharmatey Hue: “Oh Ji Mene Aapko Pahchan Liya, Aap Wohi Hona Na Jo 500 Rs Ka Nakli Note De Gaye Thhe“


Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Choti Umar Ki Ek Ladki Fasa Li, Aur Ek Din Uske Bholepan Ko Dekh Ke Ek Sher Likh Dala
Nadaan Hai Itni Wo Ke Kuch Samajhti Hi Nahi, Chodumal
Seene Se Lipat Ke Puchti Hai, Ye Niche Se Kya Chubh Raha Hai?


Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Sex Ke Liye Manane Ke Liye Ek Sher Sunaya
Jubaan Pe Jab Bhi Naam Tera Aata Hai,
Ye Haath Mere Niche Chala Jaata Hai,
Tumhe Paane Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Jaunga,
Ek Baar Karne De Warna Hila Hila Ke Mar Jaunga.




Chodumal Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Date Mar Ke Vapis Aaye Aur Itne Khush The Ki Ek Shayari Likh Dali.
Us Ne Honton Se Chuu Kar…
Loude Pe Nasha Kar Diya…
Lund Ki Baat To Aur Thi Yaaro,
Usne To Jhanton Ko Bhi Khada Kar Diya.
Must Read Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab



Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Apni Girlfriend Ki Shadi Se Laut Kar Aaye Aur Ek Sher Bola
Kal Apni Girlfriend Ki Shaadi Mein Jaakar Ye Ehsaas Hua,
Waah Waah, Bhai Waah
Kal Apni Girlfriend Ki Shaadi Mein Jaakar Ye Ehsaas Hua,
Ki..
Biryaani Achhi Ho To, Choot Bhi Fiki Lagti Hai..



Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Apne Ek Friend Ke Kafi Time Se Chalte Ishq Ko Dekh Us Se Pucha
Unn Ki Aankho Mein Bhi Kabhi Tumne Gor Se Dekha Hai Kya “Sameer”
Ya Sirf Sari Zindagi Mammo (Boobs) Ki Paimaish Karne Mein Hi Nikal Di.




Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.
Santa: “Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar”
Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega“



Ek Ladki Roti Hui Police Station Ayi Aur Inspector Ko Boli
Ladki: “Kal Raat Ko Andhere Ka Fayda Utha Ke Santa Ne Mera Rape Kar Diya”
Inspector Hairan Hokar: “Madam Ek To Aap Bol Rahi Ho Ki Raat Thhi, Dusra Pure Mohalle Mein Aapko Sirf Santa Pe Hi Shak Kyu Hua?”
Ladki Rote Hue: “Kyunki, Mujhe Usko Batana Pada Thha Ki Kya Karna Hai Aur Kaisi Karna Hai“


Santa Ke Do Bache The Aur Uski Biwi Nahi Chahti Thi Ki Aur Bachhe Ho
So Isliye Vo Use Har Bar Sex Karte Hue Condom Lagane Ko Bola Karti Thi
Ek Din Raat Ko Santa Jab Sex Karne Laga To Condom Lagate Hue Bola
Santa: “Uff Ye Roz Roz Condom Laga Ke Main To Dukhi Ho Gaya Hun”
Biwi Sharmate Hue Masumiyat Se Boli: “Aap Ispe Lamination Hi Kyu Nahi Karva Lete?“


Pappu Santa Se: “Daddy Aap To Chutiya Ho”
Santa Hairani Se: “Kyu Be?”
Pappu: “Aaj Jab Aap Bahar Gaye Thhe To Mummy Uncle Se Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Jaldi Karo Wo Chutiya Aane Wala Hai“

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