Santa Banta Hot Jokes

santa biwi k liye phool laya
santa biwi k liye phool laya to
biwi ne khush ho kr apnay kpray utaray or tangain khol kr bister pr late gai..

Santa bola ! Kya ghar me fuldan nahi hy.???

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Santa ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li..

Dost ne pucha to bataya.

Yaara dil khush ho jata hai jab ladkiyan aakar kehti hain

"aage piche dono side karna"

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Santa: Tell me computer mouse is female or male?

Banta: the mouse is female

Santa: How?

Banta: Because it uses the pad !!!!!!!!