Funny Engineer's wife jokes


Car vs Wife for Engineer

An engineer went to police station for
filing report for his missing wife.
Engineer : I lost my wife ,she went for
shopping and still not reached home yet.
Inspector : What is her height?
Engineer : I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Engineer : Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector : Colour of her eyes?
Engineer : Never noticed.
Inspector : Colour of hair.
Engineer : Changes according to
season.
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Engineer : Saree/Churidar/Salwar/Kurta I
don't remember exactly.
Inspector : Was she going in a car?
Engineer : Yes.
Inspector : Tell me the number ,name and
color of the car.
Engineer : Black Audi A8 with
Supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine
generating 333 horse power teamed with
an eight-
speed tiptronic automatic
transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED
headlights, which use light
emitting diodes for all light
functions and has a very thin scratch on
the front left door.... And
then the engineer started crying…..
Inspector: Don't worry sir, hum gaadi
dhoond lenge.

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