Best Pati aur Patni jokes


Meri Baat Gaur Se Suno .Zindgi me kabhi bhi .. Dettol Se Mat Nahana Kuynki.... 
Dettol Kitaanuo Ko Maar Deta Hai. 
Or Hum Apko Khona Nahi Chahte.!

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Dukandar- bolo Sahab, kya Chaahiye ? 
Aadmi : hone wali Biwi ke Kutte ke liye Cake lene aaya hoon.. milega kya ?? 
Dukandar : haan.. per yahi Khaaoge ya Pack Kar doon ?? :P

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New style dhamki by Biwi : . . . Tum jitna time Facebook, Whatsapp ko doge, . . . . main utna time jabong, flipkart, Amazon ko dungi...:P

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Pati aur patni ki Ladai ke baad.. 
Patni : Hey Bhagwan...Agar Yeh galat hai toh Inhe utha lo .. 
Aur..Mein galat hu toh...Mujhe Widow Banado...!!

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Ek Talent test me puchha gaya - Agr apki shadi judwa behan me se kisi ek k sath ho jaye to aap apni wife ko kaise pehchanoge ??
 Best ans- Hum Q Pehchaane??

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